I was recently turned on to Black and Mild. This is what I am smoking now, sitting in the yard considered the back. My one life stand (Hot Chips’ ingeniousness) is sitting next to me, and his housemate Chris is genuinely, the Shiz.

That was written last night, while intoxicated. Now, I am in bed. It is 7:08am. The fifth dimensional fractal bird construct is beginning to orchestrate itself. I know this makes no sense to the average person. And to be honest, it made no sense to me when first heard. Bryan is just really smart and intelligent. I make note of him in case he tries to sue me after I get famous and stuff.

I wanted to explain, absolutely nothing. Oh, I guess i already did explain absolutely nothing. This blog, is just a blog. I cannot ask anything more of it except for it to be a blog. But you cannot ask a blog to be anything more because it already is a blog. Furthermore, it cannot take commands. Or requests.

My mad scientist is breathing heavily while in sleep-mode. It happens to be cute. By happenstance. I actually do not know the correct context in which to use the word happenstance. However, I managed to use this word that is long and lost twice in one paragraph. Go me.

I feel as if this blog is long and pointless and I shall stop now.

Oh. Wait! I remember why i tried to make this blog. And here, after much patience on your part, the reason this little piece of garbage exists on the intranet.PikaPika. Action shot.

My favorite Pokenibble is definitely Jigglypuff. Hands down. But Pikachu looks cute here.  That was pointless to even say because PikaPika always looks cute. And on that note, you can either be Tentacool, or Tentacruel. I’ll leave that for you to decide (or decipher).

War and Hate, Functionalists! Carpe…. oh nevermind. I’m repetitive and redundant.